We recently published a story from one of our customers. It was so bizarre that we did not think anyone could have had a more outrageous experience. Clearly we were wrong…
Dear Partners ID,
We read a letter from one of your customers recently about a story that you thought could not be topped. We think you might be wrong. This is what happened to us, and trust us, it is truly shocking!
My wife and I have been married for 28 years and we have 2 kids. They are both adults and neither of them live in the state where we live.
It was my wife’s 50th birthday and we made plans to go out to celebrate with some lifestyle friends. Her birthday fell on a Thursday but we arranged for the celebration on that Saturday. We went to a very nice restaurant, had a lot to drink and the 6 of us took an Uber back to our condo. We have a private landing so when you get into the elevator it takes you directly to our private entrance. You must have a key to access the landing. We were all anticipating the hot night ahead and as we approached our floor I started to remove the woman’s panties that I was planning to play with first. In my drunken manner, I put the panties in my mouth and reached for the key to open the door.
SURPRISE! Yes, that’s what I heard as we entered our apartment. The lights flicked on and there I am with a woman’s panties between my teeth, my wife’s shirt was completely unbuttoned and one of the men had a full erection sticking out through the open zipper of his pants.
Surprise doesn’t adequately explain my emotions at that moment. Shock? Despair? I’m not sure how to put it into words. We were all mortified and tried our best to pull ourselves together to greet my children and a small group of our friends from the building.
I don’t think I need to go into the details (it was a complete mess) and we are actually moving because we do not feel comfortable here knowing that everyone in the building has discovered that we are swingers.
You have to admit that this story is the one that cannot be topped!
Before signing off I just wanted to tell you that we love your jewelry!
Thanks for listening,
Marc & Cindy
New York, NY