Hey Partners ID!
I just wanted to drop you a quick note to let you know that I recently met a beautiful woman because of your bumper sticker.
My job as an insurance adjuster means I spend a lot of time driving around Colorado inspecting homes. The nice thing about my job is that I have met some pretty decent people along the way. Spending time on the road has its positives. It allows me time to listen to hot podcasts!
On my schedule last week was a run out to Broomfield, which is a town not far from Golden. The inspection went smoothly and I left the home. I walked back to my car. While I was backing out of the driveway, a woman was standing across the street in front of her mailbox watching me. When I got onto the street, she motioned for me to open my window.
The only thing I could think of was that she thought I was someone else. So I opened the window and she introduced herself. She asked if I was a friend of her neighbor. I explained that I was working and that I did not know the people. Her demeanor changed slightly and she smiled and twirled the end of her hair. Leaning close to my car she said, “I see you have a bumper sticker on your car that says you like to have fun. If you are free right now, so am I. What do you say?”
It did not take long to pull the car to the curb and hop out. She giggled and grabbed my hand to lead me inside. She told me her name is Tuni and that although her husband would be disappointed to miss the show, he was at work.
And so, we spent the next few hours having hot sex all over her house! What is more, she face-timed with her husband who seemed turned on by the whole situation. In all honesty, never would I have imagined something like this! Needless to say, I love your bumper sticker! With this in mind, had I thought it would be this easy to meet someone, I would have started wearing your jewelry long ago!
Thank you for this, I will remember that afternoon for the rest of my life. If I’m really lucky, it will happen again!
A very big fan,
Robert H.
Lakewood, Co.