In a perfect world, swingers and swinging would be perfect. We all know from experience, that nothing is perfect. We all wish we could simply educate people as to what not to do in the lifestyle, but that would be rude. So instead, simply send this blog out in a mass email and hope for the best!
So what are people doing that we find so annoying? Let’s start with a list:
- Body odor (any kind, doesn’t matter where or why)
- Bad breath (probably could be included under number 1 but want to make sure people see this)
- Poor hygiene
- Talking during sex. (We will explain later)
- Cheering from the stands (obviously only when you’re swinging in a club or group setting)
- Someone telling you what to do and how to do it
- When someone tries to do something unconventional without asking
- Having someone tell you how much you like what they are doing to you
- When someone asks: “Did you cum yet?”
- Telling couples that you are so shy and new but the reality is exactly the opposite.
- Attention seekers.
- People who impose their fantasies on other people.
- Calling others over to join in while you are playing.
Let’s start with the body odor. This is pretty self explanatory. Nobody wants to play with someone who smells. Not hair, underarms, genitals or any place else. It’s just gross. For everyone’s sake, please make sure to shower and wear clean clothing when you go out to swing. Put on deodorant and heck, wear some cologne or perfume, it can’t hurt! Body odor is a deal breaker for most couples in the lifestyle.
Bad breath is a common problem but pretty easy to solve. Take your pick: breath mints, breath strips, chewing gum, mouth wash, or mouth spray. We are not picky, just make sure to use it as often as you need it! We are always confused when one person has very bad breath and their significant other doesn’t tell them. We are alway trying to figure out if the significant other has become immune to the smell; why else wouldn’t they alert their partner?
It’s hard to believe that poor hygiene is actually a problem that some swingers encounter, but it is. It would seem that when people are headed out to meet others for sex, good hygiene would be a priority. Sadly, this is not always the case. I am sure that these people have a tough time finding others to play with.
Talking during sex can be a real turn off for some people. To be in the moment with your partner requires a certain amount of concentration. No matter how funny that joke is, it can wait. It’s a huge turn off when someone interrupts your kissing to tell you something. If the building’s not on fire, whatever you have to say can wait.
Cheering from the stands is high on many people’s list of things they hate. We don’t need your comments or applause when we are playing. If you enjoy watching, fine, do it, but please don’t give us your two cents. Don’t cheer us on to cum or for him to keep going. It’s a mood killer and it seems nobody wants to hear it.
While many of us can appreciate that some people have a very specific way of playing, giving too many instructions to your partner can be annoying. Do this, push harder, go deeper, turn right, turn left etc. is not a huge turn on for most people. If we need an instruction manual to play with you, we’d rather just not play with you at all.
Not everyone is open to everything and this can sometimes be a problem If you are thinking double penetration or anything anal related, it’s probably a good thing to ask your partner first. The same goes for men touching men. Better to be upfront about what you are hoping for then to surprise a couple when they are in a compromising position. The same goes for playing bareback. If you and your partner prefer to play without condoms, don’t assume that everyone shares your views. This is something that should be discussed ahead of time. If a man hands you a condom when you are playing with his wife, he expects you to put it on. Don’t try to simply “slip it in” to see if you can get away without one. Also, please don’t tell us your too big and no condom will fit.
We all know when we are enjoying ourselves and when something feels good to us. Unless you are the type who lies there staring at the ceiling, you probably do something to let your partner know you are enjoying what they are doing. The last thing anyone needs to hear from the person they are playing with is, “That feels so good for you, right?” “You like that.” Especially when it is said over and over. That can be extremely irritating.
This is somewhat related to the above problem. It’s natural to make some type of noise when you orgasm. This usually allows your partner to know when it happens. There have been men who have made me scream and not long after will turn to me and ask me if I came. Seriously? You didn’t know? Are they asking just to hear you say yes? I am never sure.
This seems to be a growing trend: meeting a couple and the woman tells you that they are very new to the lifestyle. She says she has never played, she is very shy and unsure about the whole thing. Maybe everyone can take it slow and she can just play touchy feely with the other woman. No sooner is everyone naked and she’s grinding away with your partner. To top things off, she tells the group her fantasy has always been double penetration. WHOA!! What?! You are left with your mouth open while she screws your guy and hers and you are left to watch. What just happened? Sometimes the man she is with is just as shocked and he is so busy watching her that he can’t even get an erection! While we have no objection to anyone that wants to play, why not be honest from the get go?
Attention seekers are annoying to everyone. They are the loudest and most annoying people in the lifestyle. When everyone else is lying down, they are standing on the mattress, when people are sitting down, they are dancing. You know who they are and nobody wants to be with them. They are always screaming with pleasure and most people would like to put a pillow over their mouth.
Snobs are always low on the totem pole. Nobody likes to associate with someone who is too good for them. They walk around acting like everyone is lucky to be in their presence. They are generally not very successful with swingers.
Everyone has a fantasy but that does not mean we all share the same ones. If your fantasy is something that others might not be ok with, better to play them out at home. Golden showers and other bodily oddities don’t fly with everyone. Nobody likes to find themselves with a partner who is asking something outrageous of them. If your fantasy is something out of the ordinary it might be a good idea to ask people before hand. Their facial expression should be a good indication as to whether they are ok with this.
When you are playing with another person or couple, they can sometimes get caught up in the moment and decide to share their good time with others who are around. That might be fine but it is always best to ask the people you are playing with before you do this. Randomly inviting others to join in is not always appreciated. Many people like to know the people they play with or have certain standards by which they choose others to play with. When a couple simply waves another couple (or single man) over to join in, this can make people unhappy and uncomfortable.
Swinging can be a lot of fun but sometimes people do things to ruin the experience. These are just some of the problems people encounter that can be a real turn off. If you swing and have discovered that you rarely get a second chance to play with the same couples, you might want to take a look at some of the reasons people might try to avoid playing with you. Most of the pet peeves that irritate people are easy to fix.
Sex is not simply something that only men enjoy. Women get a tremendous amount of pleasure from it as well. Why do women have such a hard time admitting this?
Why is a woman’s sexuality still such a confusing topic? Why do so many people still believe that women are sexual simply to please men? This stereotype still exists and casts a shadow over women who readily admit that they enjoy sex.
Still, to this day, if a woman says she loves sex, this causes people to make assumptions about her: She’s wild, she’s a whore, she will sleep with anyone, etc. Where does this come from? Why is it when men say they love sex (which they never have to say, it is always assumed) it is taken in stride? It is normal for men to love sex but something is very wrong when a woman does.
I can remember a conversation I had with some friends many years ago. One woman mentioned that it was her husband’s birthday and so she gave him the obligatory blow job that morning. It was something she was only willing to do once a year. I was honestly in shock and blurted out, “Once a year?! I give my husband a blow job every day!” With that comment, all heads turned in unison to stare at me with mouthes wide open. They all thought my husband must be some type of a monster to force me to do this. Force me? I explained that I loved pleasuring him and it turned me on to see him so excited. All four women shook their heads in disbelief and the topic was dropped.
I remember thinking that not one of them believed me when I said I enjoyed it. Thankfully I didn’t tell them we had sex twice a day every day because I love sex. I did wonder, after this conversation, why women had such a hard time believing that another woman could find pleasure in giving her man head. Was I different?
The answer is, yes, I think I am different. Different from many women simply because I am willing to admit that I love sex. While it is certainly possible that not every woman does love it, I do believe that many more women love it than are willing to admit to it. Why do women pretend not to love sex? Certainly it is not always pleasurable if the person you are with is not very good at it. There are however, toys and aids to help. It is also a good idea to guide your partner if they are not good at understanding what you need or what feels good to you. Most men truly want to please their partner and prefer she tell him then leave him guessing. Men also get pleasure from seeing their partner enjoying themselves and getting turned on. If a man feels that a woman is having sex with him out of obligation, he will not enjoy it in the same way.
Many women seem a bit shy to express their desire for sex. Let’s face it, we grew up learning that girls who love sex were dirty and easy. They were thought to be indiscriminate in who they slept with and were willing to do anything to please a guy. It seems nobody ever thought to ask a girl if perhaps she wanted to have sex with guys purely because she enjoyed it.
I love sex but that does not mean that I am not particular about who I will play with. I do not cruise around by day looking to pick up men for a quickie. I am also not a nymphomaniac. There is nothing extraordinary about me. I am a mother, a daughter, sister, employee, and wife who just happens to enjoy sex. You wouldn’t be able to spot me on the street and think: now there’s a woman who loves sex!
The lifestyle seems to be the perfect fit for sexual women. Swinging attracts women with all different types of sexual appetites. It is a safe and comfortable environment for women who love to simply watch others have sex, to the opposite extreme of women who like gang bangs, and everything in between. Nobody is there to judge, and this type of environment allows women to speak and act freely regarding their sexual desires. It can be very liberating for women who always thought they were not normal simply because they love sex.
Do women in the lifestyle drink more alcohol than men at events and clubs?
Since prohibition ended in 1933 and alcohol was finally legalized permanently in the US, it has become a mainstay with most adults in America. It has become somewhat of a rarity to meet an adult who does not drink alcohol.
Alcohol has always been somewhat of a right of passage for young adults. Forbidden to kids when they are young due to their age, suddenly when they cross into adulthood, many indulge in drinking. Often times, young adults try to impress each other with their new found ‘maturity’ and will binge drink with friends on weekends.
As we get older, drinking usually becomes more of a social activity. Many adults will also use alcohol to relax and alleviate stress. Alcohol is known to instill a sense of social confidence and is known for loosening our inhibitions. Naturally, alcohol has found its place in the lifestyle for these reasons.
The majority of people who enter a swing club or attend a lifestyle event for the first time are inclined to drink alcohol as a way of relieving the anxiety of a new situation. Alcohol can be a sort of “liquid courage”.
We can relate to why people will drink more than usual when they find themselves in a new situation, but what happens when couples become regulars in swing clubs or at lifestyle events? Do they still drink more than usual?
Often times, it becomes apparent that women drink more heavily than men in these situations. Why is that? It can be a number of reasons:
Men tend to drink less to avoid “whiskey dick”, (according to the urban dictionary: when you’ve had too much to drink and have a girl back home and can’t get it up to perform the deed)
2. Men are often the “designated drivers” so they must take this into consideration when drinking.
3. Women generally feel less inhibited when drinking alcohol and so they tend to want a buzz to feel more sure of themselves and less reserved.
4. Most women, when they are new to the lifestyle, require a little time to reprogram their way of thinking. Alcohol dulls their moral compass and allows them to act in a way that they might not feel able to, if they were sober.
The big difference between men and women in these situations is two fold:
Men must be able to achieve and maintain an erection if they are going to have sex, whereas women (obviously) do not. Alcohol makes this difficult, if not impossible, for many men.
Many (or perhaps most) women were reared to equate sex with love. She now must change the way she thinks in order to relax and enjoy swinging. Having sex with a man who you have either met briefly or who is a total stranger, can be difficult when you first start swinging. Add in the public sex and your partner with another woman and it is a recipe which screams for another drink. Many women have said that even after years in the lifestyle, none of this would be possible without a fair amount of alcohol.
Men, on the other hand, are very different. Most men say that although they like to have a drink or two for their own pleasure, they absolutely do not “need it” to enjoy swinging. They have no compunction with having sex in public nor with their wives playing with other men. Most, in fact, find it a turn on to watch their wife getting it on with another man.
Unlike women, most men are able to separate sex and love and have mastered this skill at a very early age. Alcohol is not needed to help them to deal with emotional issues while playing, many simply feel it makes them more relaxed and allows them to be more social.
For these reasons, it is not uncommon to discover many women who are either buzzed or very drunk at lifestyle events. When alcohol elicits a euphoric effect and allows a woman to relax and enjoy herself, then alcohol has had a positive effect. When a woman is incoherent, passed out or just plain belligerent, this is obviously a negative consequence of alcohol and can be a disaster.
While most people drink for enjoyment, too much alcohol can have the opposite effect. When people are having a good time and things are going well, the need to over drink is not usually as prevalent. When someone is feeling overwhelmed or emotional, over drinking can seem like a helpful way to cope with the stress. Obviously, this usually ends poorly as the person either becomes sick, angry or curled up on a couch.
Blaming alcohol seems like an easy excuse when things go wrong in the lifestyle. Perhaps couples should take a step back and examine the reason for the alcohol abuse in the first place. If both the man and the woman are tuned into each other and taking steps to ensure each other’s happiness and comfort while at any lifestyle event, the negative effects of alcohol should be able to be avoided. If one part of the couple is drinking too much, the other should try to assess the situation and see what might be causing this. Sometimes a little time and attention is all that is needed to put your partner at ease.
As with all other problematic situations couples face in the lifestyle, communication can help clear the air and goes a long way to fixing problems.
Communication; why it is so important for couples in the lifestyle.
We frequently hear swingers asking what makes some couples more successful than others in the lifestyle. The number one reason why some couples are able to remain in the lifestyle for so many years always comes down to the same reason: they have learned to communicate with each other.
Although swinging can be a lot of fun, it can also cause a lot of pain. It is not easy for everyone to watch their spouse or significant other being intimate with someone else. We are programmed from the time we are very young to believe that intimacy takes place between two loving adults (usually married adults). When we start to swing, although it can be extremely exciting, it can also bring up a lot of issues between couples. Watching your partner in a passionate embrace with someone else can be confusing and intimidating. Many people who are new to the lifestyle will wonder “what if he likes her better” or “what if he is better in bed than I am”?
The worst way to handle these feelings is to keep them to yourself. Many couples do not discuss these feelings because they are, after all, in a swing club and this is what couples are there for, right? It is normal for your wife to squeal with delight while having sex (even if it has been a long time since she did this with you), right? Why say something when clearly she was having a good time. Sure, you feel a little hurt that she didn’t notice you couldn’t get an erection. You kissed her shoulder to get her to help you out but she was busy and didn’t seem to feel your touch.
So the night is over and you drive home in silence. You imagine she is replaying the wonderful time she had in her head. You want to talk about it but her eyes are closed and you don’t want to bother her. This scenario is the start of a problem. Keeping hurt feelings to yourself will only snowball over time. If you are not letting your partner know that something bothers you, how can they need to change the behavior for next time?
If a couple doesn’t rehash every encounter, it can lead to problems down the line. Even if both people were happy with the night, something should be said. This allows both people to talk about why it was good or bad and what could have been done differently. If it was a positive encounter then talk about why it worked for you both. If it was not positive, what was the problem and how can you avoid something like this in the future? Blaming your partner or becoming upset or hostile is not the best way to get your point across. Try showing your partner how it felt from your perspective while allowing them to do the same. Come up with a game plan for the future so that if you find yourselves in a similar situation, you both know exactly what to do to avoid a problem.
The real problems begin when although you are communicating the good and the bad, your partner continues with the same behaviors that have bothered you in the past. This should indicate to you that your partner does not have your best interest at heart. This says your partner is there on their own terms and this is a red flag. Good communication should result in more positive encounters. If this is not the case, something is wrong.
Every couple who swings, whether you are seasoned or newbies, full swap or soft, will have situations that arise at some point. Shying away from a frank conversation will never help to solve the problems. If you are afraid of upsetting your partner by letting them know how you feel, then something is very wrong with your relationship and perhaps swinging is not for you. Couples who are honest and upfront with each other have the best chance at long term success in the lifestyle.
Couples who communicate openly and honestly are the happiest couples both in and out of the lifestyle. When the two of you are able to express what works for you and what does not, there is never any reason to worry that your partner does not know how different situations make you feel. Good communication is the sign of a happy and mature relationship. It is proof positive that couples are committed to each other and are supportive of each other.
Just remember that good communication requires honesty. It is important to convey to each other what makes you happy and what types of things are hurtful. If a couple truly loves and respects each other, things should be much easier to navigate when you know exactly how each other feels.
Condoms are not a new invention. They have been around for a long time and most people over the age of 13 are pretty aware of their existance. What many people do not know, is that the only condoms which protect against STDs are made of latex or plastic. Lambskin and other animal products do not protect you from STDs, only pregnancy. Surprisingly, many people only associate condoms with being a form of birth control, yet they are equally as important in protecting men and women from contracting sexually transmitted diseases. With such easy access to condoms you would expect that everyone who is not in a comitted relationship would use them when having sex. Apparently this is not the case for many people, both young and old.
We all know that swingers are open to having sex with people outside of their core relationships. They frequently swap with other couples or find single men or women to join them for threesomes (or more). Often times, people who swing, have sex with complete strangers or people they don’t know very well. There are some swingers who prefer to play only with people they are very friendly with or have known for a long time.
My question is: do we know anyone well enough to honestly know whether or not they might have a STD or worse? Even if they tell you they are clean, does this mean that they are? How about if they get tested once a year and show you their test results? Does this mean that one month later, they are still STD free? Who could possibly know this?
So we all know that it is honestly not possible to know for sure that someone is disease free even after they have been tested if they have played only one time. That’s all it takes, one time to become infected with something. This would make one think that with this kind of risk, condoms would be the rule, right? Apparently this is not the case.
Recently on Facebook, someone tossed out a question for others to respond to. The question was “condoms or not?” This person is a facebook friend of mine and the facebooker in question is in the lifestyle. I was planning to ignore the question and continue scrolling down my page when I noticed there were 54 comments. Really? 54 people needed to have the same response? I scrolled back up to glance at the first few and to my absolute shock, the answers were as diverse as a bipartisan discussion about gun control! It seems to me that when we stopped being bombarded with news regarding AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases, people slowly went back to old habits thinking that these diseases were a problem of the past.
Trust is something that is vitally important for any relationship to be successful. Some people believe that trust is more important than love in order to sustain a healthy relationship with another person. According to dictionary.com, trust means the following:
1. Reliance on the integrity, strength, ability, surety, etc., of a person or thing; confidence.
2. Confident expectation of something; hope.
3. Confidence in the certainty of future payment for property or goods received; credit:
If you cannot rely upon or have confidence in the person you share your life with, there are sure to be problems between the two of you. Having trust in another person allows you to feel both confident and safe.
What are some of the ways in which people allow others to trust them?
For one, being dependable for you partner is critical. If your partner knows that regardless of the situation they can turn to you for help and you will be there for them, that helps to build a solid foundation. Supporting your partner is very important. If they need to talk to you about something, be available to them. Don’t diminish their feelings when they open up about something that concerns them. Even if something seems silly or unimportant to you, it might feel the exact opposite to them. Make sure your partner knows you care about them. Don’t just nod your head when they speak, listen to what they are saying and try to help them through the situation.
Trust is not built around control. If you try to control your partner, it makes them feel that you have no confidence in them. Allow them the freedom to do what is best for them and for you, without your interference. Show your partner respect by trusting them around other people. If something is bothering you, discuss it with your partner, not other people. Talking about your partner is never helpful in either resolving problems or in building trust between the two of you.
So how does trust come into play in the lifestyle? Most people believe that their fellow swingers have no trust issues with their partners. How can they? Swinging is built around the philosophy of an open marriage. Without trust, how could you possibly swing?
Trust is critically important in the lifestyle, perhaps even more so, than in the vanilla world. Swingers allow their partners to not only flirt with others, but to have sex with other people. The majority of their time spent in lifestyle venues is for the purpose of finding others to have sex with. If something is happening that makes one person uncomfortable, this could lead to disaster for the couple.
In order for swingers to be successful in the lifestyle, couples must be proficient in communicating with one another. Nothing can be held back when talking about the lifestyle. If one person is feeling insecure or uncomfortable about something, it must be spoken about immediately. Trust is the most important factor in determining the success or failure of a couple who decides to enter the lifestyle.
Often times one person is actually acting in a way that their partner finds offensive but to keep the peace, they let it slide. It is very important to make sure your partner comes first in the lifestyle regardless of how long the two of you have been swinging. From the moment you step foot into a swing club or party, you must remember you are a couple first and foremost. Make sure your partner is happy and comfortable at all times. Your partner must feel that you are there for them no matter what the circumstance. Does your partner need a refill for their drink, would they like to dance, do they like the people you are talking with? Are you paying attention to everyone except them? Is there a person you find attractive and are spending too much time watching them or trying to flirt with them? Although in your mind that is why you are at the club or the party, your partner might not appreciate the way in which you approach swinging. A simple loving gesture from time to time goes a long way to letting your partner know you are thinking of them. Hold their hand, a gentle kiss or even touching their hair will let them feel that you are thinking about them.
One of the best ways to ensure your partner will always be happy and comfortable is to consider how you would feel if the tables were turned. Always treat your partner as you would like to be treated. Jealousy is always a possibility in the lifestyle. Although couples always say neither of them gets jealous, this is not always the truth. In order to make sure your partner has no reason to feel jealous, let them know by your actions that they always come first. A united couple is a secure couple. Just like it is important for your partner to trust you, it is equally as important for potential swinger couples to trust you. Nobody wants to find themselves in a situation with a couple who is having problems. It can only lead to disaster for everyone involved and seasoned swingers can spot these couples a mile away.
Swinging is wonderful for couples who are honestly able to trust one another. One of the reasons some couples are so successful in the lifestyle is because of their honest communication. The talk about what they both feel comfortable with and what makes them uncomfortable. They speak honestly about what they like and dislike. Successful couples are like football players. They have a game plan and they stick with it. They have rules and boundaries regarding swinging. They talk about things before they arrive at an event and they rehash how things went afterwards. If something did not go as planned, they discuss how they could have done things differently. They operate as a team. They are in this together and it shows. These are the couples who have the best chance of success in the lifestyle.
Trust is something that people earn from others. When we first meet someone, we never know if we can trust them. It is over time, through actions and words that we discover that either this person is honest and we can rely on them, or they are not and we cannot have confidence in them. If trust was an issue prior to entering the lifestyle, swinging can exacerbate this problem tenfold. If this is an issue for your couple, the lifestyle is probably not the place for you.
Newbies is a term swingers use which refers to people who are new to the lifestyle. The word “newbie” is not a new term and is even listed in the merriam-webster dictionary:
One of the wonderful things about the lifestyle is the variety of people it attracts. People from all walks of life are swingers. We were approached recently by a couple on a beach who spotted our flag and wanted to ask about the lifestyle. (Glad the flag works!)
They have never been in any type of lifestyle environment ( which is why we use the term “newbies”) and thought the nude beach might help them get some information about swing clubs and swinger resorts. They were smart because there are many swingers that frequent the nude beach. They had no idea how to know who was a swinger so the flag came in handy for that! The woman (who was wearing a rather conservative one piece bathing suit) was very apprehensive about the type of women she would find in a swing club. She somehow felt she would not measure up to swing club standards. The man did not seem particularly concerned with this and it should come as no surprise that she was in better shape than he. I suppose it is normal to have preconceived notions about what you will see on your first trip to a swing club and newbies are never sure if they will fit in. She went on to explain that she is not as thin as she was, or in as good shape as she was 20 years ago. She was afraid that all the women in a swing club or at a resort such as Desire or Secrets Hideaway would be perfect tens and that would intimidate her. She was concerned that they would all ooze sexuality and she was still raising children and did not really consider herself particularly sexy. She mentioned that she is not good with hair and make up and prefers a more natural look. How could she ever compete with all of the glamorous women with perfect hair, make up and bodies?
I was not sure why her perception of swing clubs was like this but we spent a good hour talking to them about the realities of lifestyle venues and what types of people you will find. We assured her that in any given swing club you will see a very broad spectrum of both men and women. It is possible you will spot a woman you think is the perfect model, but isn’t beauty in the eye of the beholder? Every man I have ever met has different taste when it comes to women. Some look at breasts, some at legs, some at the face, some like certain hair and others like a combination of things. Some men like very thin women and some like very large women, so how can we decide who is a perfect ten? I told her if she is concerned that she will find a bunch of Victoria Secret models walking around the club, she is worried for nothing. Every swing club and swinger resort we have ever been to has been made up of all types of women. Tall, short, fat, thin, beautiful blown out hair styles, wet matted hair, curly, straight, long and short hair, big boobs, small boobs, no boobs, beautiful dresses, jeans, shorts, fishnets, you name it. Some women wear 6″ stilettos and others sport flip flops. Some women have had plastic surgery and some seem not to be interested in the shape or size of their bodies. There is no particular style or trend in any club I have ever been to. In my opinion, women should never worry that they won’t “measure up” in a swing club because there are all types of women.
The same goes for men. Men come in all shapes and sizes. You will find some men with hair, some without, some well dressed, some not. Some men have big bellies, some have big muscles; some are well endowed and some are not. The beauty of the lifestyle is everyone can play. Swingers do not seem to notice the color of anyone’s hair or skin and they seem unconcerned with what you do for a living. Bring a smile and a warm, open attitude and anyone can have a good time.
Life is too short to worry about what others might think. The beauty of the lifestyle is the variety of people you will meet and how the majority of people are just there to have a good time. Nobody cares what you are wearing or if your makeup is perfect. Wear what makes you comfortable and bring a positive attitude.
The couple seemed happy to hear that they would fit in just fine but before they left I did offer her a small piece of advice: After years of raising children and leaving your “sexy self” behind, you will shocked to see how fast it will return when you enter a swing club. Find what makes you feel good and wear it with pride. The only person you should want to impress is your husband and the same goes for him. As for the people in the club? They will like you if you are friendly, that’s all you need to fit in!
Swing clubs are a great way for swingers to meet each other. They are set up in a way that makes it easy and comfotable to find others for a night of fun. Sometimes you meet a fabulous couple and you click, but what happens when you meet others who are not on the same page as you or who are not of interest to you?
Let’s face it, there are many different types of couples you will come across when you enter the lifestyle. Some are wonderful and fun to be around, others, not so much. The problem for these difficult couples is that once other swingers get to know them a bit, they try to stay away from them.
Swingers tend to be very friendly, but sometimes others might mistake their kindness, for interest. Talking to a couple seated next to you at the bar of a swing club does not necessarily mean you want to play with them. Dancing with a couple who asks you to switch with them on the dance floor does not mean you plan to go back to the playroom with them. Being friendly and kind should not be interpreted as interest.
Yes, that’s right, stalking. Sure, I’m using the term loosely, but it can feel that way when you are in a swing club and a couple is constantly after you. You meet a couple in a swing club and you are nice to them. They introduce themselves and you are polite and friendly, yet do nothing to lead them on. After a few minutes you are expecting them (praying) that they will walk away but they don’t. You excuse yourselves to go dance and guess what? They appear on the dance floor and ask to cut in. To be polite you dance one song with them and graciously switch back to be with your significant other. When you return to your seat, there they are, waiting for you.
At this point, you have no choice but to be a little less friendly. After all, you have no interest in this couple, but they don’t seem to notice. You talk between yourselves hoping they will get the point but they linger, trying to butt into your conversation. Now what?
You excuse yourselves again to get up and walk around. You find other people to talk to and spend the remainder of your time in the front of the club with these people. As it gets later, you and your significant other head to the back play area. As soon as you are ready to close your locker, guess who is standing there?
You get the point. The question is, why don’t they understand you are not interested? Do you really have to come right out and say it? Nobody wants to be rude or cruel to someone, but what choice are they leaving you?
The mismatched couple
We all know couples like this. One member of the couple is very attractive, the other half, not so much. We speak often about taking one for the team and most couples agree, this is not a good idea. The problem is these couples can be quite charming, as it seems they realize they have to compensate for their situation.
We frequently see very attractive women, with less attractive men. These women are the friendliest I ever meet. The problem is your partner, although he is on your side, he becomes the target. These women are masters of their craft. They seem so innocent that you can’t help but like them. They are sweet and appeal to your significant other. The truth is, she might be the most wonderful human being, but that does not mean that other women want to play with their man.
This can be a difficult situation, especially if you are all friends. You certainly don’t want to hurt anyone but the question is: how do you handle this? Avoiding them is impossible because of the friendship. It is very important to be on the same page as your significant other. Stand united that they are friends but not playmates. Eventually, they will understand that you are not interested in playing with them.
Friends who are not really swingers
You become friendly with people over time that you meet in a swing club. You see them frequently and enjoy their company. You have discovered that they are not really swingers. They enjoy the atmosphere of the club, but are not open to playing with other couples.
The problem is that although you like them, you don’t want to spend entire evenings chatting with them because it keeps you from meeting other couples.
You try to position yourselves in a way that others can stop and talk to you but they insist on being included in every encounter. Do you spend the entire night chatting with them?
The best way to handle this is, again, to dance. Once you walk away you can linger with others couples in a different area. You are not trying to hurt them, but instead to show them you have other friends that you like to talk to. You can also excuse yourselves and say you are ready to head to the playroom. Take your time on your way back and do your own thing. You really do not owe that couple or any other, explanations for what you do,
Couples you have played with who seek you out time and time again
Every swinger couple is different. Some like to meet and get to know others before playing. Some prefer to just find a couple in the moment when in the playroom. Some like to play with the same couple many times, some have a one time only rule. So what happens when you have played with a couple a few times but they think every time they see you, you would like a repeat performance, when actually you do not.
This is probably one of the more difficult situations. These are couples who will probably wait until you are in the playroom to approach you. You are in a vulnerable position when the two of you are alone in the back. A couple you have played with before plops down next to you and feels comfortable enough to join the two of you. There is almost no way out of this situation, other than to say you were hoping to play alone. The problem is, if you do end up with another couple, this can be a sticky situation.
Couples who are pushy and difficult
Sometimes you will encounter couples who are pushy in the playroom. They are very confident and have no trouble approaching you. You and your significant other agree to play with them but things get complicated quickly. One of them is not really open to swapping or isn’t willing to share their partner.
Why do these couples bother involving others in their game playing? My partner frequently refers to these couples as “requiring us to have a book and telling us what page we are on.” It is always complicated and never enjoyable.
Like in any other area of your life, you will always meet all kinds of people. Some you will like and click with, others you will not. The problem is figuring out how to handle couples who don’t seem to understand your non verbal cues.
The best advise for all couples, is to be friendly and easy going. Pay attention to non verbal cues that people are giving you. Don’t expect too much from other couples. Most couples in a swing club want to be free to meet and talk with many different couples. Try not to monopolize people; give them space to move about during the night. Don’t be heavy and make it difficult for people to get away from you. If a couple is interested in you, they will let you know.