(We should warn you that this article is tongue in cheek. This blog is written with a sarcastic overtone and should not be taken seriously!)
It makes me laugh when I hear women discuss how their husbands behave in a playroom at a swing club or any other swinging environment. Anything they discuss with their significant other prior to swinging, goes right out the window. No matter how hard they try to drop subtle hints to their significant other , the man seems oblivious. The problem is most notable in the play area of swing clubs or private parties. It seems men are in total control until they get an erection Why is this?
Quite possibly, this problem can be explained like this: As a man gets an erection, there is an increase in blood flow to the penis. This blood must come from somewhere, right? Perhaps the brain is depraved of the blood due to the redirecting of this needed blood to the penis. As his respiration rate increases due to heavy bleeding, the brain is now also incurring a lack of sufficient oxygen. This clouds his ability to think clearly. How can we hold men accountable when their bodies are under such duress? Their now throbbing dick has caused their brain to slow down.
Sounds like I have a problem with men, right? Actually, I don’t. I was reading a long forum thread on a website discussing this. Believe it or not, this was a man’s analysis of what occurs. He was begging forgiveness for all men, for the way they sometimes behave when they are excited. He asked his playmates and significant other to forgive:
His lack of overt interest in her because his erection required more attention than she.
He asked forgiveness for spending way more time using his mouth on her (rarely have I heard a woman complaining about this) but he was trying to become erect
Paying too much attention to his wife or girlfriend; it helps him to be more excited.
For never noticing that his wife was not interested in playing with his beautiful playmate’s husband.
For not noticing that the other man could not get an erection. He was too busy with the beautiful playmate he was with.
For allowing his dick to be in charge of both his mind and his body.
He went on to explain that he really cares about both the woman he arrives at the club and the woman he plays with. His dick, from what he says, is the one in charge. Once they enter the back room, his brain has stopped trying to be in control because he learned early on that it was a useless battle.
I replied to his response and asked him if this only applies to the playroom or does this have something to do with his behavior in the bar area of a club. His honesty is refreshing and quite funny. The man wrote that his brain is in complete control before his clothing is removed. The problem seems to begin when he sees a woman that he is attracted toAt this point, control between his brain and dick . it can become a tug of war. He has discovered his dick is usually victorious over his brain.
He told me that when he and his wife started swinging, it was a huge issue. More often than not, they left the club or party in a fight. He felt bad about it but did not think he was the one to blame. It seemed to him that his wife was the one with the problem and he was a victim.
He took to the forum on a swinging site and started asking others for their opinion. After a while he realized that most people were giving him the same advice: communicate with your wife and find out what’s really bothering her. Start the conversation immediately after you leave the party (or club).
After their next evening out swinging, as soon as they got into the car, he turned to his wife. He asked her if he had done something wrong. The first thing she brought up was their secret code. It is a word that they use to indicate whether or not the person has interest in a potential playmate. Apparently my wife used the word 3 times that evening to indicate that she was not interested in playing with this particular man. OOPS! Guess who we played with that evening….
Second, we had a no kissing rule which I was very good about when we were having drinks prior to play time. Although she understands that sometimes the other person makes it hard not to kiss them back, he was the one who was initiating the kissing. My wife mentioned that she was tapping my arm to remind me but I did not seem to feel it.
Every conversation or rule that my wife and I had discussed, seemed to evaporate as soon as my clothing came off. My brain no longer reminded me that we had certain expectations of each other when we swing.
That was when I had a revelation about playing with other women. All of this time I had been blaming my wife for being jealous and picking nonsense fights when she was strictly asking me to be accountable for my behavior. The truth is, she was right! My dick was calling all the shots and I allowed him to be in control! I could not hear her trying to speak to me or feel her touching me while I was playing with someone else! The attention I had to give to keep my erection was dulling all of my other senses!
His wife, at other times, is the object of his attention. If he cannot get an erection, he often turns to watch his wife hoping that this will excite him. He will, at times, try to involve himself in her play with another man hoping she can help him. Other times, he interrupts his wife’s play to ask for her assistance. The wife is aware of why he does this and is happy to oblige. What bothers her is that if she tries to get his attention while he is busy playing, he is unaware of her.
What is the take away from this? This man said that he felt compelled to make a blanket apology for his dick’s actions. Working on this problem is a bit more difficult than he had anticipated. It seems his dick insists on his full attention but he is making a conscious effort to be more aware of his wife during playtime.
So there you have it, an explanation as to why men behave the way they do when swinging. Their dick is to blame for their erratic behavior. Do I think women are going to buy this? I will let you know what they say…
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